Here's what I had to tell Tom — and what almost nobody knows.
At 70 PPM, you've already been breathing poison for hours.
Headache. Nausea. Confusion.
And if you're asleep, you may never feel it coming.
The UL safety standard these detectors are built to?
It allows them to take between 60 and 240 minutes to respond — even at 70 PPM.
And at lower levels, they're allowed to stay completely silent.
The detector wasn't broken. It was doing exactly what it was designed to do.
And there's a second problem stacked on top of that one.
That test button I'd pressed a thousand times? It only checks the battery and the speaker.
It never checks whether the sensor still works.
And CO sensors wear out after 5 to 7 years. When they do, the green light keeps glowing anyway. No warning. It just quietly stops being able to protect you.